none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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