Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Randomize
