Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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