I hope mine doesn't look like that
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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