so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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