btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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