I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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