Me too!
what if I'm pregnant?
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she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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