I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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