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We need to get cat food

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Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms

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(501): View more from Arkansas

if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church

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(207): View more from Maine

in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask

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(408): View more from California

I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?

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(775): View more from Nevada

You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.

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(561): View more from Florida

I will miss his soup and his dick the most

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(515): View more from Iowa

Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

where will you be at 9:30 tonight?

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piledriving you in your roommate's bed?

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.

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