i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
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