Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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