uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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