DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
