Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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