so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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