I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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