i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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