it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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