i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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