Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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