if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
The ass gains better be worth it
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