But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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