Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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