She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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