Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
two words...techno handjob
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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