I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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