Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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