is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
how drunk are you?
Several
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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