I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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