Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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