I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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