Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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