Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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