i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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