i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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