After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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