I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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