I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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