This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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