everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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