hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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