My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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