There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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