did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
you have to choose: penises or morals?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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