All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
