: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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