i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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