I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
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