Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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