I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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