Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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