White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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