he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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