If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
He felt like a one man threesome
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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