I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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