Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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